What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Society.

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AVB

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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