- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

hey bill!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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