Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Women's sports

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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