- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

womens rights

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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