What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

19th amendment

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Nothing yet CC

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Anti Joke

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