SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

thumb_up thumb_down -72

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

thumb_up thumb_down -74

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

thumb_up thumb_down +53

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

*prepares this to get negged*

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

want a balloon? yeah

thumb_up thumb_down +37

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops