- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

obama's promises

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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