What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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You smell like shit

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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