What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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