Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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JFK

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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