- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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