What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Mitch

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Anti Joke

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