You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

Mitch

How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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