- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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