An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Knock knock Come In.......

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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