- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

fack me!

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

You smell like shit

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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