DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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women playing football?

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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