What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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save water shower with friends

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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YOU

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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The WNBA

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Anti Joke

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