- Anti Joke

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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