Dogs

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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