- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Their, they're, there You're, your

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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