Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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