- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Who is a knob? ross d

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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