- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

How are you? Yes

Penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

poo is yummy

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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