- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

I saw a shovel once.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Where's my shotgun

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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