so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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