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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

what happens during a climax apples

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Snausages.

bob saget

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

terry stockton is straight

AVB

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

What is better than a cat? Nothing

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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