- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Nothing yet CC

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Jason Connor.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Stop being a centipede

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why did he die? He was sick.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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