So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Jews

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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