- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Heartlight

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Women's sports

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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