- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Hi my name is Jim

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Please spell dyslexia.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Hi my name is Jim

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Please spell dyslexia.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.