What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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