- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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