Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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thumbs up!

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Alex Eggbert

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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