What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Bake until golden at 375

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Womens rights.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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