- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

No. Yes.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

I had my period 3 days ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Yo mamas so fat

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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