Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Snausages.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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bob saget

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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