A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What's the deal with airline food?

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

who is awesome? no one...

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

hi to the world fromthe world

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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