What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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hi

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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.....Carrot Top....

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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