A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

LOL May Wong

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Jason Connor.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Stop being a centipede

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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