How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Women's rights

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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