Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Johan showering. . . AWK

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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