What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Your mom.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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KKK

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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