- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Heartlight

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Women's sports

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

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