- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

guess what? chicken butt.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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