- Anti Joke

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"