Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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How are you? Yes

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what's red and blue? your heart

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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