- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is 2+2? 4!

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

God is real

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Why did I get raped

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Gays

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

women's rights

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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