Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Spinabifita

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Kelly Clarkson

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your father died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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