- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Ebola

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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