- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

So a black man hails a taxi...

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

How much did the Holla Cost?

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

I am on a escalator.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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