have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

mark is mark

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Land Rovers

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Knock knock, Come in...

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

xavier stop

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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