NASCAR

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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