If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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