What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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asian drivers.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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