A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Knock knock Come In.......

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

motley crew

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What is the difference between a duck?

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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