What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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