- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

I like hats XD!

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Melbourne Football Club.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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