Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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your a towel.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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The game!

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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