how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Iggy Azalea

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Woman's Rights

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Blind people can't read this.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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