Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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A seal walks into a club.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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