Iggy Azalea

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Blind people can't read this.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Anti Joke

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