- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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