whats your name? bumder:)

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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