- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

A Frenchman stays and fights

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Ham sandwich

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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