What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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women outside of the kitchen

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19th amendment

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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knock knock

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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asian drivers.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Stop being a centipede

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Gianni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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