- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Soccer...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Joey mayer's face

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Drunk irish man

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

what happened to your gran you tell me

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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