- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

what do you watch ? a tv

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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