One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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