why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Matty B

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Why? Because!

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Hashtag

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Women have the right to vote.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Anti Joke

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