two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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A snake walks into a bar

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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