Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Cows go moo.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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