One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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fart+fart=poop

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Stephen Walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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