I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Ham sandwich

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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