Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

You just won the game...

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

A Irish man walks our of a bar

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Your mom.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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