fart+fart=poop

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Ham sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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