- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

It's long!

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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