i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Reed is poopin

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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