- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Knock knock. Come in.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

You smell like shit

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

women outside of the kitchen

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