how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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